i can;t even spell when i’m bored

i can;t even spell when i’m bored

photosynthelys:

how do you expect me to write two essays when I’m ugly

(via spoken-not-written)

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

(via pizza)

spiirited:

basically don’t open up to anyone ever

(via pizza)

just ordered my own h0les pixel

trianglesandbutts:

Hercules’s triangle pyramid of Things He’s Fond Of.

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SHOW ASKLFHASD:H

trianglesandbutts:

Hercules’s triangle pyramid of Things He’s Fond Of.

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SHOW ASKLFHASD:H

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

This is exactly what tumblr looks like IRL

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

This is exactly what tumblr looks like IRL

(via spoken-not-written)

flowerfoxdenim:

My #patriotic display at #SoWa #market today! One of a kind biker best looking bad a$$ come by and support the best #fox in town 🇺🇸✌

this is mine now!!! #SoWA yeahhhh

flowerfoxdenim:

My #patriotic display at #SoWa #market today! One of a kind biker best looking bad a$$ come by and support the best #fox in town 🇺🇸✌

this is mine now!!! #SoWA yeahhhh

optimisticrealist:

ourtemporary—brilliance:

subterraneanbunnypig:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY 

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

did-venusblowyour-mind

I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least. 

Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck

What I took from this post: You are 1000000000x cuter when you have a duck on your head

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